- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's worse than having a terrible boss? Being unemployed.

sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Dumbledore dies.

Your Mom The End.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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