- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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