- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

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