- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Dumbledore dies.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Your Mom The End.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

penis. nuff said.

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