- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

What is the name of the car? What

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

I like school Said no one ever.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Hitler and Jews become friends.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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