- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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