A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

your mama so old, shes dead.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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