Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

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What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

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Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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You sick fiend

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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Poker face

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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