Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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How did th-A fridge.

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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