- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

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