- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

What do you say to a rock? Meow

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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