- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

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