- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

A jew enters a mall.

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

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