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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't