- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? I'm sleeping with your wife

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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