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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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okay so theres this guy.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

an emo girl walked into a white room

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

Q- Why? A- Why not?

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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