- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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