What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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sadf

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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lol

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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