- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Stop procrastinating.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Knock Knock? Come in.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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