It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

A woman walks into a bar.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

I have cancer. And you're next.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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