- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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