What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

I have cancer. And you're next.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

A woman walks into a bar.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

TOP KEK

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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