- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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