- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

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