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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of.

What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

Whats 1+1? window!

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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