What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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Kevin and Ramin

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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penis. nuff said.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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