- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

What do you call double A's? Batteries

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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