Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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