How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

[Set up] [No punch line]

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

Stop procrastinating.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

Knock Knock? Come in.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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