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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

nolan is gay

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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