Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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Male leadership.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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PICKLES

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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And you honored it I see :P

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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