- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

how much fish could a chicken

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

knock knock who's there ?

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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