- Anti Joke

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.