- Anti Joke

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.