- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

James Patrick Campbell

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

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