- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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