Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Grace Ackerson

European on my shoes, buddy.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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