Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

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I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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poop

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knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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