- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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