Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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