- Anti Joke

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

penis. nuff said.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.