- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

What's the difference between a duck?

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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