Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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womans having rights.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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