- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Rush Limbaugh

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

roses are red poo is poo

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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