Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Rush Limbaugh

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

roses are red poo is poo

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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