why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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