How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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