How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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If you were a cactus, why?

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Me

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Diarrhea

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

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A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

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A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

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What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

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Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

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