FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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