- Anti Joke

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Whats worse than suicide? death

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.