What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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