- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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