- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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