The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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Why so serious? Your brother died.

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A man walked into a bar owch

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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