- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

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