- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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