- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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