- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What's stupid a light bulb.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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