- Anti Joke

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Knock knock, COME IN!

Barack Obama is a good president.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Andoni was here

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.