- Anti Joke

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.