what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

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How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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