- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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