A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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WNBA

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Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

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Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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