Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

A Mormon walks into a bar

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Anti Joke

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