- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

Happy Monday!

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

woman's rights

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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