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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

i named my son Frodo because he was little

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

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