- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gretta has five legs? -no

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

What stops a train? A missile

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Jimmy Saville

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