There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

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a man about 65 years old is tired with his life. he begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. whil on his way to commit suicide, he comes across a man with a magicul offer. the magical man is offering to grant him the power to fly. although, the magical man wants something in return. the 65 year old man, says to himself, "i have nothing to lose". so he gives the magical man all his money and possesions he has with him. with a flick of his wrist, the magical man says, "ok, you have now been granted the power to fly". the 65 year old man, overjoyed of how he has the ability to fly runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. too bad the magical man was really male prostitute broke out of money and tricked the 65 year old man into beleiving that he had magical powers to grant him the power to fly. the 65 yeard old man died from impact and the male prostitute walked away with a wallet full of money.

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One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

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3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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