- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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