i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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Communism hehe xd

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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