Knock Knock The doors already open

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A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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