A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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What's up? Your time.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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ur gey

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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Anti Joke

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