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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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