- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

DAVID.B YOU O ES 2 BAR YA TRAMP

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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Your Mom The End.

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