You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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