What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

lybia

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

Christ is a conspiracy

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

What's the new green? Green

wenis

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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