- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

Knock knock Fuck off!

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

What is funnier than 24 69

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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