- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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