why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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What's big and purple? Barney

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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I am quite mature.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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