- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Where's the soap?

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

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