- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

your mama so old, shes dead.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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