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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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