What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

We found a cure for cancer. Death

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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