- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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