Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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Brain fart

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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Guest what? Dog

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what is 3+3= 8

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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Thats what she said

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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