- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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